Bullshit is a quest in Escape From Tarkov. The quest is available at Skier, and instructs you to do a series of objectives without damaging a single Scav. Not that is accomplishable alone, but it’s definitely easier with a friend because he can deal with any sudden Scavs, so we’d instruct you to get one from the getgo.
Escape From Tarkov Bullshit Quest Details
Bullshit Quest Dialogue
So, here’s why I called for you. I’ve caught a mole in my team, this prick was leaking info about my supply channels and points of interest. Of course, I started to wonder what the fuck was going on. My men got intel off of him and found out that he was leaking the info to one of the local crews, those that settled by the dorms at customs. The thing is, I want to give them some bullshit info on my “next cargo”. And my men will cut them down when those pricks come for it. But this intel should be delivered with no fuss no muss, as if you were one of them, get it? You will need to stash the Flash drive with the special info, it’s planted in the red car’s trunk, on the big bridge on Customs. My guys got ambushed at that bridge, so they couldn’t hide it anywhere closer to the dorms, sorry. Stash that flash drive along with an SV-98 and Roler watch in the dorm, just as we agreed. And the most important thing: do not smoke any Scavs on Customs and just leave quietly when you’re done.
Objectives
- Obtain the False flash drive from the specified spot on Customs
- Stash SV-98 sniper rifle in the trash opposite of stairs on the 3rd floor or the dorm
- Stash Roler Submariner gold wrist watch in the trash opposite of stairs on the 3rd floor or the dorm
- Stash the False flash drive in the trash opposite of stairs on the 3rd floor or the dorm
Rewards
- +29,900 XP
- ~130,000 Roubles
- Unlocks the purchase of 12/70 RIP 5 pcs. ammo box from Skier LL3
- +0.07 reputation with Skier
- Unknown Reward (1000 Dollars)
- Unlocks the purchase of CMMG Mk47 Mutant 7.62×39 assault rifle from Skier LL4
Rewards Dialogue
Looks like everything’s cool, my fellas are on the spot, and I think that it’s gonna be the last surprise for those fuckers. Thanks for the help.
Failure Message
What the fuck, you moron? Why did you shoot them? They won’t let us get closer than a mile to the dorms. They’ll keep on guard for a long time now… How the fuck do we plant the fake info now, huh?
Bullshit Quest Guide
First off, as we said, this quest is best done when accompanied by someone, but it can be done solo too. You just have to hope for no Scavs in dorms, as shooting one of them would result in quest failure and you would need to re-start the quest manually. Let’s see where exactly you need to go and in what order:
- Get an SV-98 and Roler Submariner Golden wrist watch before you queue for Customs.
- Go to the bridge on Customs.
- Pick up the BULLSHIT fake USB from the trunk of the red car.
- Then head to the 3rd floor in 3-story dorms.
- Deliver the items inside the trash in the hall.
For a better explanation of the items and their location, check out the images below: